Poopoo peepee, Gross, Cute and Kids: Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the...

By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2018 15:00

Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By mom - 26/01/2014 04:29 - United States - Spring

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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ediciusNJ 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

This reinforces my belief that children are not sweet, cute and good-smelling but instead nasty, disgusting-smelling carriers of filth.

jpgray1982 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:26

haha poo face

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jenni_1285 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:26

ewww

ecko_7672 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:39

YDI for not potty training her

rubzzz 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 18:18

yep, use a condom in the future :)

BeeBabyee420 0

Monday 16 August 2010 19:48

****** aye seriously. 2 years old and not potty trained.... you hella deserve it

jpgray1982 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:26

haha poo face

CallMeHush 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:30

Poop Slap

Tandrael 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:31

punish her! or do something!

infiniti_G 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:52

YOU SO HOT GURL

Groaty12 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 14:11

Well, u can't be that harsh, shes just a child.

iLIKEloling 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:40

YUM

anela_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

ahhhhhh wanna hurl just thinkin bout it

ediciusNJ 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

This reinforces my belief that children are not sweet, cute and good-smelling but instead nasty, disgusting-smelling carriers of filth.

namnams 3

Monday 25 January 2010 16:42

Don't you think this story is cute?

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:46

I hope #9 is a joke. D:

renaissancegrrl 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:49

Agreed! =D

Boy_Flow 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:28

wow your a jackass #8....

stewie1744 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:03

dumbass

kAhlie 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 0:03

I agree with #8

lindsaylu98 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 3:12

i guess u were one too werent u???

mercedeslove 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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missey_jey 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:58

i hope this happens to you for saying that

Diashoni 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:59

#50: Really? You call a TWO YEAR OLD a bitch? I hope to god you don't have children.

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:51

I hope to god I don't have children.

stewie1744 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:58

I gtg with 49 on this one

xlostwithoutu 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:36

Even though Missy_jey annoys the shit outta me I gotta agree with her...

Twi_lover_EC 6

Monday 25 January 2010 16:48

Children will be children. And parents have to deal with that type of stuff. -Poop, pee, puke, ect..-Have fun!

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Monday 25 January 2010 16:50

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