Transportation: Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked.... - FML

By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

mewzik 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:22

well...at least you have his insurance information...it wasn't a hit and run

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 23:24

******* douchebag... FYL to the extreme

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Chesse43 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:32

How do you know it's real? If he's drunk, he could've just put fake info. Anyways, FYL

prettygirl011892 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:45

#18 a hit and run is when they hit it and dont leave info u can hit a car and leave legit info and still not get in trouble for a hit and run

prettygirl011892 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:45

#18 a hit and run is when they hit it and dont leave info u can hit a car and leave legit info and still not get in trouble for a hit and run

NeonBubblez 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:09

What an ass....

juxta3535 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:49

Yuck

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:25

Dumbass driver!

kkrazyangel 16

Wednesday 16 January 2013 16:00

It was a key and run! :P

Sarah Berryman 8

Monday 22 May 2017 10:55

wtf..

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