Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire...

By WhyTheEff - 20/11/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

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Saturday 21 November 2009 2:44

I want to meet that person and thank them for the great amusement their actions gave me.

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