Animals: Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As...

By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By sleepless - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML

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CallMeMask 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

FYL. It could be anywhere and everywhere all at once..

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Sunday 27 July 2014 23:20

Kill it with fire!!!

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buckdharma 37

Monday 28 July 2014 1:42

You might think I'm delirious the way I run you down but somewhere sometime when you're curious I'll be back around

martin8337 35

Monday 28 July 2014 2:43

Noseeums?.

lindseyj_51 10

Monday 28 July 2014 2:45

get an electric fly swatter and hold a light up to it

evalu8tor 12

Monday 28 July 2014 2:49

Speciest! I like bugs

JBChristian 47

Monday 28 July 2014 4:27

I see.

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 4:29

HELL YEA BITCHES

23lf 16

Monday 28 July 2014 4:38

Well, time to burn the house down.

Vince_Masuka 12

Monday 28 July 2014 5:13

Move out, that house belongs to the bug now.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 28 July 2014 5:23

Careful, that used to be Grigor Samsa.

Project71 16

Monday 28 July 2014 5:36

I personally use a pistol

jovelcarlos 4

Monday 28 July 2014 6:21

I salute you

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