Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

GET IN MAH BELLY!

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Comments

Skatejock21 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:19

what did the cereal ever do to you? hahah this is such a hilarious FML. I'd totally mock you for that.

BbqKirbyAnn 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:31

sounds like me half the time

paradiseisland01 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:40

wondering did your cereal have a response?

619warrior281 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:00

this is a great fml.

Twohig 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:01

RAGE FACE! RAAA!

smartitude 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:26

look at the bright side, its better to be pissed off than pissed on :)

ndiggidy 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:37

I've had one of those days... I yelled at my bath towel.

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:37

I ate my spicy humus, would you prefer that

FthrweightBangR 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:40

couldnt of been rice crispies..they fight back

neverdrinkSODA 12

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:47

I point and yell at flowers as I walk down the street

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