Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in a semi-conscious and very confused state.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2016 12:09 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I woke up in a semi-conscious and very confused state. I was so confused that, in order to prevent it from falling on me, I pulled the light fixture above my bed off the wall. It was then that I fully woke up and realized what I had done. My parents were not happy about the hole. FML

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Friday 24 June 2016 7:45

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