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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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zmoney314 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

wow your a dumbass

We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

That is one pissed off vibrate.

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xInZaneKaganx 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:01

over exaggerated creakily much?

xInZaneKaganx 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:05

freakout''

OhSnap_NoWay 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:03

Im pretty sure the op is just saying it sounded like a plane crashing because they wanted to make pissing their pants and passing out not sound as bad