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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

that is why you don't drink to your blackout point. YDI. I really don't feel bad for you

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Thursday 28 May 2009 22:55

YDI for getting into such a ridiculous state, but seriously? He sent it to everyone you know? That's a massive dickmove so FYL as well.

Comments

thatonedame 6

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:28

dad ftw. and why would you need to pull your skirt down to pee? especially if your drunk, the main reason drunken minors who live with their parents wear skirts: easy access. let's face it, OP eared it with her stupidity. lesson learned. the hard way.

ashyash90 8

Friday 4 February 2011 8:45

well on the plus side, his complete lack of concern for you and your dignity probably explains why you have none and u don't have to wonder why anymore...