Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking...

By Devon - 20/05/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

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marmots 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:50

It sounds like you've been partying with Ke$ha.

cwmbear 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:54

was it smooth or crunchy peanut butter?

Comments

rhpsfan9 10

Friday 20 May 2011 13:11

Sounds like you had a good time (:

mariselita93 7

Friday 20 May 2011 13:24

hangover maybe?

ajsciri4 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:35

so tell me, how is ecstasy?

jsmn2010 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:53

sounds fun lol

WickedPixie 0

Friday 20 May 2011 13:59

No pants and peanut butter = you tried to have sex with the peanut butter. Soaking wet = you collected morning dew. In the driveway = nobody loves you enough to bring you inside to avoid humiliation. Glitter? Craft herpes. No idea where that came from, though. Maybe you motor-boated a stripper, you motor-boating sonofabitch.

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 20 May 2011 14:00

it's better you don't know all the details, but they involve a goat. it's all over you tube, just do a search.

unclepester 0

Friday 20 May 2011 14:04

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Edoe11xx 0

Friday 20 May 2011 14:09

Hangover moment! Lol

El_PeN_Is_ 1

Friday 20 May 2011 14:21

Obviously, first thing we all think is "Alcohol/Drugs!" But. What if the op, that sounds really sincere in his inquiry, was simply a bad case of sleepwalker? His family saw what happened, but didn't want to wake him up. And this no pants + no more peanut butter + glitter sounds like an embarrassing story, no matter how you try to take it....

cupcakeslayer 0

Friday 20 May 2011 16:59

this is why I redesigns from clicking YDI. what if she was slipped the date rape drug(even if the family did it just for laughs) or like you suggested a sleepwalking/ blackout / other health issue.