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By demideity - 17/05/2016 04:09 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I went to the park with my family. While feeding a squirrel, my cousin approached. Long story short, I now need surgery on my finger or I may never be able to move it again. FML

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rutuu92 14

Tuesday 17 May 2016 17:39

we need a follow up

Anika_09 17

Wednesday 18 May 2016 6:01

I want to hear the long story!

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rutuu92 14

Tuesday 17 May 2016 17:39

we need a follow up

Anika_09 17

Wednesday 18 May 2016 6:01

I want to hear the long story!

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 18 May 2016 13:46

It's not really that complicated people. Squirrel got startled by the unexpected approach, mauled finger. Part of the reason you aren't suppose to feed wildlife.

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