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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Nosah 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:06

Wow what an ass

kickazz16 15

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:09

I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)

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tayza249 20

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:53

That's your cue to find another guy to see the movie with you. One that isn't a stingy bastard

Dreadful87 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:58

Seriously, dump his ass. You deserve it for still being with that jerk

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 5 October 2011 12:59

My ex boyfriend almost did the same thing.

krez 20

Wednesday 5 October 2011 14:39

But then he forgot to be a prick?

asdallen 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:06

What a keeper! >.>

Joecanada1986 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:09

A lot of dudes from Alberta are douchés like that.

underguarded 20

Wednesday 5 October 2011 14:24

A lot of douches from everywhere Are like that.

Lexxya 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:10

Bah. If he didn't want to pay he could ask you to give him back the money ASAP.

simsima_fml 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:12

what a prick.

naybaksh 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:17

Next time just pay for your ticket.

wellinever 5

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:19

It's just his way of saying "I'm dumped". Let him know you agree.

hyper247 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:23

maybe he didnt have enough money on him lol

CrookMagen2011 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:25

Are you ****** serious

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