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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

Oh you...you...you BITCH!

hsshae 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

that's when you jump off the 2nd floor

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damnthatsucks1 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 11:36

thats horrible haha.

kimmiebubimi 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:01

ASS ****! YDI! you should look before you accuse.

Peytonlikesme 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:03

You son of a bitch. **** you basterd. That was my teacher!!!

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:07

lol op

babyceej 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:07

ASSHOLE!

cheergirly16 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:11

yeahhh, it's just mean to say that in the first placee...

liljeron 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:43

meanie >:(

selenagirl_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:09

28, are you some kind of mental rúh-tard, the woman was BLIND, how could she type an FML??? lol

dingo353 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:21

Same thing happened to me except it turned out to be a zombie. True story.

suppressed08 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:48

yeah...I didn't quite think that one through lol..

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