Miscellaneous: Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was...

By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By Van - 20/12/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:08

that's so cute.

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Monday 1 February 2010 2:17

And you know this how? lol :)

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Gingy_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:15

I LOVE your Grandpa

hmstrat69 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:19

looks like grandpa just found a cure for his Erectile dysfunction!

MrsGotPickles 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 22:03

lol that's adorable :)

Bilbotitface 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:26

i must say ur grandad is a legend

HappyItalian 38

Saturday 12 December 2009 21:47

lmaooo haha

IAmAscammer 0

Monday 1 March 2010 18:29

hey u look hot:D

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Monday 15 February 2010 14:48

u were probly looking at it when u found him

ItchyRegion 3

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:53

Go grandpa!!

Miss_Lillian 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:30

haha this made me laugh! sounds like my grandpa right ther

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Tuesday 18 May 2010 21:47

haha! aww

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:59

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

inTaKeZz 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 18:57

haha who would of thot

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