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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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Friday 6 March 2020 17:04

That's ridiculous. Get a grip. ydi

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Friday 6 March 2020 17:04

That's ridiculous. Get a grip. ydi

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