Animals: Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time.... - FML

By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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Hippo_Holiday 19

Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:25

(After a few seconds of awkward silence) *Apologizes like the real man you are*

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Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:13

Well, did you at least apologize?

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Hippo_Holiday 19

Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:25

(After a few seconds of awkward silence) *Apologizes like the real man you are*

ArbiterOfFML 24

Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:13

Well, did you at least apologize?

TheSacredRatty 18

Friday 3 November 2017 22:40

*Continues Driving*

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