Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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By Vince - 22/02/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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IamSharkWeek 0

Friday 16 March 2012 19:05

did he have a nice rack?

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Friday 16 March 2012 19:04

This cannot be tolerated.

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JMichael 25

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:23

Did you ask for the hot wings? Those are good.

carrythebanner 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:27

Was your server Dale Gribble?

zebralover23 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 2:39

Lmfao that's so weird

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 17 March 2012 3:11

how were the moobs?

BostonBruinsFan 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 3:59

She meant to comment on it, but she hit wrong button, I've done that before.

mistersir123 3

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:01

All the "you deserve it" votes are from feminists.

pinkylue243 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:11

Sucks bro

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 17 March 2012 4:54

Hooters is a family restaurant . I bring my kids there all the time to help pick out the future ex-Missus.

ogle5431 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:00

I went to a Hooters in Korea. Many female waitresses but no hooters.

flyingfox408 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 5:10

Possibly my favorite FML post ever.

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