Disney and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping...

By disney - 26/11/2009 16:30 - United States

Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML

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Thursday 26 November 2009 20:07

i seen her...i dont blame u she is pretty hot

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Talking about Ariel, how do mermaids reproduce ?

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