Intimacy: Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend,...

By LilShawty2000 - 24/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

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ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:11

What you got to lose! ;)

idontcare8l 3

Friday 12 August 2011 8:48

His anul virginity

Comments

ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:11

What you got to lose! ;)

observesandgasps 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:54

how is this an fml? 3somez are win. maybe you mean in a literal manner.

idontcare8l 3

Friday 12 August 2011 8:48

His anul virginity

TheApocalypse 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 4:18

Anal*

kissmyass_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:40

WTF?shes drunk probably

stephan18 23

Thursday 6 September 2012 10:11

Or likes seeing two men kissing, OP seems to be a guy, the FML is kinda written as If it were a woman, hmm

Zonedout 2

Tuesday 24 February 2009 14:11

I've had similar things happen...yay for alcohol right? seriously though if you're fine with your sexuality ad he's a good friend, why not? least its good for a laugh.

smil3es 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 14:26

What the ?? What is he and his girlfriend thinking? *shivers

davidtheday 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 15:00

Seeing as how the OP said "my best GUY friend" and that their username is "LilShawty", I'm going to guess that OP is a female. In any case, I hope you followed through

Jess_Love 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:08

umm... OP is a guy... "by LilShawty2000 (man)" not sure if he changed it to clarify or what... ... but still... there's nothing wrong with it... i think...

jdude2913 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 8:23

I replied to a reply

enu_vastanii__ 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:35

Me too except I replied to a replied reply

lameonade 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 15:01

Freakin l-o-l

Porter_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 15:06

People like you destroy the world :D

holynemesis1208 3

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:05

aww how sweet they both like you. i hope you went for it.

Elliot91_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:20

Haha! thats amazing :D

MrAbstinence69 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:34

are you a guy or a girl- cus that makes all the difference in this story

charliebot 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:58

OP is a male.

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Friday 20 January 2012 10:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Mischief109 11

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:38

I'm assuming the blue male gender sign in the upper right corner is a small hint this is a he, not a she. You made yourself look like an asshole for calling correct people idiots. You idgit