Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on...

By taylortotscx - 27/05/2012 17:15 - United States - Ocala

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

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TheGewt 7

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

Don't wear white clothes to a water park.

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Monday 28 May 2012 1:09

Now everyone can see your Busch

Comments

LaxBroskie 4

Wednesday 30 May 2012 4:55

Pocs or it didnt't happen

bigairlovemusic 5

Wednesday 30 May 2012 17:23

This is why I wear a black Iron Maiden shirt and camo pants to Six Flags. -_-

Scarecrow0104 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:54

Its only okay if your underwear are from AFT. Hell Yeah!

AH1Zviper 15

Thursday 31 May 2012 18:00

Well that was a very hellish experience. No but seriously that sucks

Katgirl669 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 6:31

I don't understand. What's so bad about this?

rosskyo 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:26

I saw you, it was hot ;)

keven501 12

Monday 27 August 2012 7:09

Hell yeah

smarterass 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 17:01

pics or it didn't happen.

Peacelove0404 26

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:22

There are rides at Busch Gardens that get you soaked. You should've dressed accordingly

Link5794 18

Wednesday 19 December 2012 1:48

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