Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being... - FML

By live2dance4ever - 06/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Saturday 6 July 2019 14:09

Hopefully you got a Dr note. Sorry your professor is being an ass.

grass20 3

Tuesday 9 July 2019 8:44

I think that your professor is not fit to be a professor.

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mackdeezy 22

Saturday 6 July 2019 14:09

Hopefully you got a Dr note. Sorry your professor is being an ass.

grass20 3

Tuesday 9 July 2019 8:44

I think that your professor is not fit to be a professor.

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