Health: Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually...

By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 26 February 2016 1:57

Wow, you managed all that before your friends even arrived? I hope they weren't too envious of your efficiency!

sinverguenza 11

Friday 26 February 2016 2:48

Just tell em you had to bounce.

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chandlerh1104 5

Monday 29 February 2016 2:51

U paid for and ambulance because u broke ur ankle? that was ur only mistake

BilliardGreg 8

Wednesday 2 March 2016 16:20

Should of waited for your friends, starting with out them is a party foul.

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