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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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forest1wolf 9

Friday 8 July 2011 16:12

thats one pimp grandpa

daysgoby902 6

Friday 8 July 2011 16:14

I think your grandpa sounds Awesome, he's old let him live and maybe you should learn to laugh a little

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Chrispayne 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:57

What? Ur upset because grandpA is supporting u

ella868 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:01

that's so awesome... my opa would do that too.

BrittRoxx101 7

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:09

jeez thts embarrasing!!.. maybe next time wen the other teams winning he can throw his leg at them!! hehe he could get away with it seriously

linnie_wesker 20

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:23

That's ******* hilarious, I wish I had your grandpa.

mlionp 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:04

that was your grandpa

starlover77 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:15

I don't see how this is a FML I think that's a-*******-mazing....

gregorygreg87 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:57

That... Is....AWESOME!!!!!

holographic_fml 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 8:36

YES!!!

lolrly 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 8:41

Your grampa can do what he wants. Don't complain about an old man feeling young and having fun.

yesmynameismy 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 10:07

dude.... thats awesome...

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