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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:17

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to HIT on girls, not KICK on them. Sheesh.

NGM_47 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:25

she was the one pushing him :)

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Roberto22 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 18:26

Shmoooth mate

bighitter5 0

Monday 19 October 2009 8:37

would be much funnier without saying "As I was on the swing".

epiclol 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:49

your just a ninja

its_me_123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:54

don't worry about it - it's her fault for not realising it's a bad idea to stand in front of a swing, or close enough that accidents like this can happen...did she never go to the park as a child? - this is a vital part of education in common sense!!!