Love: Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted... - FML

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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Lillith_fml 5

Monday 10 August 2009 1:02

an ex is an ex for a reason ;)

Tubasaurus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 1:11

I have a feeling that only one side thought that this night was a date.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 31 December 2015 14:19

You are treated they way you allow. No guy is worth your pride

dd 2

Saturday 9 August 2025 23:10

Please tell me you didn’t pay for their stuff?!

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