Money and Animals: Today, I went out to get some medication and left my dog in the... - FML

By girlsncomics - 28/04/2017 18:10

Today, I went out to get some medication and left my dog in the house because it was raining. When I returned, I found the tattered remains of video game cases scattered all over my living room floor. Most of them were limited editions that I'd been borrowing from my brother. FML

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girlsncomics 16

Friday 28 April 2017 5:49

I had them in a shelf that I was sure she couldn't reach suppose I was wrong. This was the first and only time she did something like this.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 10 April 2017 10:45

Aaaand you are probably gonna be on his shit list for a while, because limited editions can get up to over $150, easy. And that's buying them when they are NEW. If any of them were over... say 10 years? Ouch. Just... Ouch.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 11 April 2017 3:37

what the hell is the point of having a dog if it just stays outside all the time? orrr... tied to a pole in the basement.

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Cali 54

Wednesday 12 April 2017 11:52

How did your brother take the news?

Shabnam Moghal 14

Friday 28 April 2017 18:18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Druu 53

Friday 28 April 2017 20:59

OP: Dammit, dog. Those were in mint condition! Dog: Right, breath mint condition.

TabooSushi 24

Friday 28 April 2017 21:24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Nikkipanther6 19

Saturday 29 April 2017 0:45

One of my dogs ate 2 of my yearbooks ?

Talented73 54

Saturday 29 April 2017 19:50

Sorry for your loss, OP.

midabe01 5

Thursday 18 May 2017 20:10

Sounds like you're having Korean barbecue tonight!

peterblackmer91 12

Thursday 6 May 2021 7:27

You never leave your dog in the house???

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