Miscellaneous: Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table...

By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

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Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

nice friends .. you stayed there why?

kkkristennnn 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:37

those aren't you friends then...

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LuvPink 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:57

wow. sick friends....why would you stay? they made it pretty obvious they didn't want to include you...

lifesucks33_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:49

awwwwwww

summer66_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:07

wow....they arent really your friends then if a couple of them didnt join you.....

slightlymad 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:30

find new friends.

keax_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:33

walk out!

snomansam 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:37

should of left.... I guess you dont have real friends....

wtf_cupcakes 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:42

I would have left. Who needs friends that can't even be bothered to sit with you?

Superman8_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:27

LOL @ #66

crushedchris 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:38

Nice friends you have.

ditlihi 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:42

Guess who's not your friend.

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