Money: Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I'm deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:25

90% ? Well I suppose you could be a zombie.

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Comments

swimmer07 0

Monday 28 September 2009 15:55

F-R-E-E that spells free credit report.com baby!!

AdamGD 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 7:00

are you positive? cuz those things are almost never wrong! ;)

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 14 October 2009 15:28

Haha I love the last sentence of this one!

lolgrrrl 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 18:52

This should go on MLIA

haligi 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 2:06

Funny!!!

RandomCommenter 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 1:40

90% sure. Lol, nice. But that sucks.

trilluno 0

Monday 26 April 2010 18:11

Rip lad

Lady_Zydrate 1

Friday 7 January 2011 3:32

Ahhhhhhhhhh zombie!!!!!!

lllmsbrt09 0

Friday 25 February 2011 18:32

90% sure?

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:03

WtF?

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