Love: Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if...

By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:00

Make sure you read the fine print.

ApologyKick 25

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:01

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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Dcm210 19

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:25

make a contract of your own.

vanillakisses 1

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:35

He must have read 50 shades of grey recently. ;)

skittlesmeep 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:36

Read the small print? lol

nela25 23

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:38

That means if you split up you're breaking a contract.

Santa_Claauz 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:44

I wonder what it said.........

nbr12345 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:45

Sheldon Cooper is your man!

Token780 3

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:05

Well did you sign?

scooter50 12

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:17

it can't be worse than a marriage contract those things don't count these days either

swagtasticashton 0

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:24

aww he sounds like the coolest guy ever! more like MLIA.

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:29

Maybe it was just for a laugh.

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