Love: Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He...

By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:30

Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.

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First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....

Comments

Zanzig 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:04

ur a bitch if u just want guys for how they look and there wallets then ur gonna get a bad guy so stop looking for everything and just deal. there is no pleasing a woman.

weezybaby22 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:06

your a gold digger, aren't you?

ziqi92 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 6:00

wow u are an idiot. seriously "hes hot, rich, and successful, therefore hes perfect for me." what kind of person are u? u can stay single for the rest of ur life cuz obviously ur not good enough for him (and, since hes a douche too, not good enough for anyone). excuse my rudeness, but thats what i'm getting from the way u wrote that fml. MOVE ON LADY.