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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 18:14 - United States

Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML

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Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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It's probably in the lake.

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Looks like it's time to take her scuba diving next.

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fantasyworld 37

Thursday 31 July 2014 14:59

Who brings a ring on a jet ski?

VynaVail 12

Saturday 8 November 2014 17:09

That's what you get for only spending 2k on a ring.

brittaaany_93 38

Wednesday 11 March 2015 8:46

Proposing on or near water is never a good idea.

Allnightampm 18

Tuesday 21 April 2015 14:00

Two words. Zipper pockets

fmlstarterkit 13

Monday 2 November 2015 5:51

$2000 ring and you were skiing with it. what were you thinking?!

hoosiergirl94 31

Monday 27 June 2016 18:33

I hope you insured it

wrenavery90 12

Friday 5 August 2022 2:06

Why would you go into water knowing you had that in your pocket?? ydi

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