By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why on earth would he do that? D:

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JJ88 0

Little kids are dicks today, I blame mtv and disney. You should have said something that would have sent him crying lol

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mercedeslove 0

Bash his face in with a hammer and tell him you hope it kills him. Worthless little piece of ******* shit. I seriously hope he gets killed on the way to school.

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spacer_ 0

why do you care so much? You've never met the ******* kid. What's with all these "kill him" posts; he's SIX. Some people are getting wayy too angry about something that ultimately doesn't affect them at all..

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Jigsy 0

Have him brought up on attempted pre-meditated murder charges. That'll learn him.

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thesunshotme 0

LOL. I'm so sorry, OP, but that's funny. Looks like someone needs a time out... ...for a year :D

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Sokai_fml 0

I admit I laughed but wow, that sucks. |:

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TarasTrouble 0

thats soooo mean. but its funny at the same time. what did you do to make him turn on ya like that jeez

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NYGuy828 0

Man, either, as one early poster said, you did something to piss this kid off (EX: Yell at him) or he is gonna grow up to be one of those kids who shoots up his High School.

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OhMyGodOx 0

Ahahhaha. I'm Sorry. I Laughed. Hard. Stupid Kid,, :) x

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cmac86 23

not exactly what Jesus had in mind when He said "Love thy neighbor".

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