Health: Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take...

By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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Saturday 20 February 2010 1:10

Lol nice. I forgot to let go of the ball :L

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Ouch. He did it on purpose. Kick his ass, I would xD

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