Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately,...

By bbb - 11/01/2017 07:36

Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned a holiday and bought flights without me. FML

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Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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cj89898 24

Wednesday 11 January 2017 8:02

How long did you not respond for!? They did so much, it could've been days for all we know!

bigbluetardis 21

Wednesday 11 January 2017 8:05

Wasn't anyone able to call/text you?

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sophiehelen 32

Thursday 12 January 2017 16:25

my comment was aimed at #1. Phone app is shite for comments and didn't seem to let me post a reply to it

Beautymarked 12

Saturday 14 January 2017 16:02

Gives a whole new meaning to "beating your meat."

Beautymarked 12

Saturday 14 January 2017 16:04

Wrong FML, I apologize.

zoelog 10

Saturday 31 August 2019 3:03

it sounds like they didn't really want you to come or one of them would gave tried to reach you.

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 5 February 2020 5:17

I hate to tell you this but it sounds like they're not really your friends.

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