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By wrestling probs - 26/05/2015 02:24 - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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Comments

Paladeus 9

Saturday 6 June 2015 10:43

I would have challenged it and told them that only a moron makes a claim like that without evidence or even witnessing it, which would have been impossible to see since you didn't (theoretically.)