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By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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whyevenbother 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:54

he was right.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:11

Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.

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ftyugres 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 10:20

i have done that lol but you should get him back

TotallyScrewedUp 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:54

get payback by pointing it at his nuts. end of.

example947 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 11:55

brings a whole new meaning to cat nap

pyjamagirl1996 1

Monday 28 February 2011 4:35

funny !

valekseye 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:41

That's a great idea!

parkie87 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:23

Lmao that's brilliant

Honda288 2

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:21

I would totally do that! Win for husband!

DrShrug 3

Saturday 12 January 2013 23:07

I've done thar

SmokinGuns 13

Sunday 20 October 2013 9:11

When hes sleeping, shine the light on his nads.

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