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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

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lolasains 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:16

Smart mom you got there.

Sinamoi 18

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:19

Poor squirrel...

Comments

PhilTSG 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:13

Did you seriously ask if anybody has ever drowned? If someone actually drowned I'm pretty sure their not gonna be reading this

Aboode007 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 9:12

Wtf is wrong with ur mom

xxtruelyblondexx 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:20

you mother is ******* retarded

amberkun 4

Sunday 25 December 2011 14:41

LOL.

mlw63 0

Monday 26 December 2011 22:44

Dude I don't think anyone is that stupid....

Paigiegirl 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:32

Where did the squirrel come from?

UrAverageBrat 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 19:02

Wtf & Why?

jcp012000 5

Monday 30 January 2012 0:13

Is she an idiot?

doobs454 0

Monday 9 April 2012 5:30

Is she retarted?

Brina1 0

Friday 20 April 2012 5:41

Oh my god!!!!! What your mom did to that poor squirrel is so cruel!

Chompzone 14

Sunday 5 May 2013 6:27

OP said it was injured. It was probably too injured to go on, so it was NICE to kill it. What, do you think it had any meaningful relationships? A job? That it was even aware of it's own existence?