Animals: Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After...

By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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this is why I prefer cats. a cat would've let me sleep while it threw up...

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You should have brushed your teeth before you opened the door. Your morning breath was probably an emetic.

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Cherryheart 22

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:30

she just wanted to tell you to open the door earlier next time

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