Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel...

By squirrel - 09/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

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By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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blasko1022 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:32

finally, im not the only person in america who has that shirt

D_Thr33 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:06

Well, you should have been protecting your nuts.

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Computersrule 0

Monday 21 February 2011 6:40

Your dads a child moletser

abby1029 8

Friday 13 May 2011 17:42

ouch.. u shud of protect your nuts

hahalaughing 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:15

well....tbh thats kinda expected. haa

12dcevin 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:53

you didn't protect them did you?

jbug2010 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:40

my dad does that all the time regardless of my shirt he says he finds it " funny"

kdrizzle1996 0

Friday 5 August 2011 10:33

pretty awesome dad...

ashwowa 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:22

bbaawwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahHhahahahahhaahahah i have added this to my favs!! too bad no one recorded it!

BarrelChick 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:42

my dad has that shirt(:

trigger22 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 6:36

Hey me too

MarisaJanay 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 5:30

Bahahahaha Wow

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