Animals: Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle...

By Aaron - 26/08/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML

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Thursday 26 August 2010 11:56

OMG poor kitty :(

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Thursday 26 August 2010 12:01

the cat over-lords are angered, this act of war will not go unpunished!!

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polico_wolf 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 19:55

you shouldn't have kittens walking around unattended. You might step on it

frustratedashell 4

Saturday 28 August 2010 21:04

I know that was an accident... but thats ****** up and sad... How could you confuse a kitten with a spider?

iRichiq 3

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:46

Kitty uses rub! Aaron becomes confused! Aaron is confused... Aaron uses kick! It is not very effective...

Poster_Pastry 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 6:09

awwwww i want oneeeee (kitten not spider lol)

islandfresh 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 9:10

haha cat sack. like from da zohan

mersinary12 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:38

D: you kicked a cat!?!?!?!

kkrazya 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:37

you asshole!!!!!

flame1819 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 21:59

Awwwww poor kitty!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!

Electrobby 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 23:59

Hahahaha made me roll on the floor!!! :D

eiffeltower67 3

Monday 30 August 2010 4:14

that's horrible :(

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