Intimacy: Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting...

By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

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Saturday 13 September 2014 16:12

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BMTHsuperfan 18

Thursday 25 September 2014 6:25

how does one eat popcorn sexually??

pikapikaboom 3

Saturday 4 October 2014 9:25

Hawt

connorhperkins 9

Sunday 19 June 2016 7:15

How do you eat popcorn sexually? I must be odd because I can't even

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