Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got... - FML

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:29

I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go.... However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.

Kyothine 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

Lol.

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Enkidu1434 4

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:09

In the words of Eric Cartman, "What a stupid bitch!"

Yolandababy2 14

Sunday 10 February 2013 3:33

You thought you where the shiznips lol.

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 13 March 2013 14:07

Yikes YDI I mean how do you not see a wife and kids?

Krystal3408 32

Wednesday 7 August 2013 9:50

It's possible, not seeing them is not the problem anyway.

calucalay 13

Monday 18 March 2013 8:48

im sure you were just having a bad day, itll be ok:)

xpeaches09 5

Thursday 11 April 2013 2:16

Dude...

AliciaMeow 12

Monday 20 May 2013 21:51

Sounds like you deserved it for thinking so highly of yourself.

AnotherPerson1 6

Monday 27 May 2013 9:16

U didn't have to try to be all "cool" like that,

sexyboi1985 27

Sunday 2 June 2013 4:37

Hahaha

AshAsh014 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:15

You are an asshole =) YDI

fml_seriously316 13

Friday 28 June 2013 20:38

Damn. Lol this made my day.

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