This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By ChelseaAnn08 - 03/05/2009 17:43

Today, I was walking to class and stepped off the curb. As I stepped down, I slipped. It had been raining for the past 2 days so I figured I had stepped in mud. I looked at my shoe and saw it wasn't mud, so I looked behind me to see what I had stepped in. I stepped in dead squirrel. FML
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wellesleybanana 0

That is soooo disgusting. I once was walking barefoot and stepped on a slug and it went between my toes... but your story is so much worse. Did you throw away the shoes? I would. After vomiting.

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tick_tock 0

Poor squirrel =[

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manoverboard 0

You killed it!

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Serial 2

good thing you weren't walking barefoot

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maggiewalters 17

THIS goes through and my fml is rejected???? :(

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ronca 0

On my way to school there's alot of road kill (i walk) and the guys i walk with like to poke them with sticks :( We've also held a funeral for a dead kitty we found, it had a name but no number to call :(

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SlightlySadistic 0

Are you sure it was dead before you stepped on it? ...just saying. =P Nonetheless, that's pretty gross.

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tigerrr 0

that sucks, but i really want to know. how do people say ydi? that makes no sense at all.

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