Intimacy: Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on...

By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML

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sireen 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:50

...you could also use your hands and pull them down

graciegirl 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:57

"so i used force" love the choice of words haha

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BJDaniel 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:18

Your girlfriend has a crotch?

Kellmaster36 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:10

dude girls don't have crotches!?

gines9 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:13

need more practice kid

Ladiesman247 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 20:46

Mmm, that must've been a turn on her for ;) FYGFL

iizcalebhearmero 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 10:21

Interesting foreplay...

lalalandohyeah1 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:21

never use the force

trskln 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 0:32

That's odd foreplay, but hey, if it works for her?? Go with it !!

quitcryingbitch 2

Friday 9 December 2011 0:26

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wowonice 7

Monday 3 June 2013 23:45

Det er jo veldig trist.

cwl727 32

Tuesday 25 March 2014 21:20

Why not just take them off like normal?

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