Today I was told I will be moving out of my office, that I share... - FML

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By HateHim - 05/07/2017 23:58

Today I was told I will be moving out of my office, that I share with 8 people, one of them an extremly annoying person who constantly taps his feet, whistles, hums, licks boogers off his fingers and sometimes falls asleep on his desk snoring. Today I also learned he will be moving with me. FML

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stephh_1 11

Monday 10 July 2017 12:43

Haha that's just your luck, maybe if you tell him that some of the things he does bothers you he will change some of his bad habits.

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stephh_1 11

Monday 10 July 2017 12:43

Haha that's just your luck, maybe if you tell him that some of the things he does bothers you he will change some of his bad habits.

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