Health: Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to...

By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

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carpediem19 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:05

did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?

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Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.

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courtney680 17

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:50

wow your a ******* dumb ass

sk8rchick97 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:21

wow

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:34

Dumb fricken ass

jazziness 12

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:55

never trust a magazine

seni_rita 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:27

dumbass.

miume16 0

Monday 16 May 2011 2:50

im sorry but ur a bit of a dumbass

shizabel 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:30

Ur really stupid

evi661 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 21:48

you deserve it for being this stupid

thebouse7861 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:58

you are retarded.

salmonbean 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:46

what the hell is wrong with you?

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