Miscellaneous: Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 14:29 - Canada

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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Thursday 21 January 2010 20:03

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CYNNER 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:09

Ha ha. what does it matter if you're easy or not. not an fml. i was reading out loud in class and instead of saying disks i said dicks.

liuken 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:19

Lol it's been a while since I've actually lol'd at a fml. Good job

Sparkey 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:20

And your name in class will be Easy for the rest of your studying years.

iangel92 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:22

lmao! that's hilarious

CYNNER 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:29

Who cares. as long as you don't live up to it then no harm done.

rakethewidower 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:40

simply hilarious

TheEvilOnes 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:42

ohhh... that sucks

Janah_the_ENP 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:44

You should have just continued the thought and acted like that's what you meant to say, but with a different meaning than saying you're a ****.

daydreamstar 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:51

lol!! dont owrry, its one of those i wish i could disappear moments. itll pass :)

Gavik 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:55

Freud says you're a ****, sorry :/

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