Miscellaneous: Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the...

By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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By Andrew7847 - 11/01/2012 17:02 - United States

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By NotWhatItLooksLike - 30/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML

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By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Hahahaah get an education

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Friday 9 March 2012 19:13

Watch out we've got a genius over here.

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WhiteRangerKid 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:17

dummy

chelsinator 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:47

Well what did you expect when he said "air guitar"? Lol silly.

Alovestoryy1996 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 23:33

How rude.... :(

420LesBeHonest69 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 1:58

Air gutairs are CHEAP everyone has one, congrats

melrose90210 10

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:32

How did you not process that? Haha

ChrisG19 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 9:23

...I want an air guitar...

glenysrod17 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 13:18

Ur retarded lmao

ilovedinosawers 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 16:01

I always wanted one...

ice_bck_420 0

Monday 12 March 2012 8:15

Well im a dj so i cant hate haha

lolxlolx3 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 22:42

Lml! Haha wow ... Just wow ...

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