Work: Today, I was telling my brother about how my new colleagues and...

By laughing-stock - 02/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was telling my brother about how my new colleagues and I don't share a sense of humour. He replied, "What, you mean they don't pretend to laugh at your jokes like everybody else?" FML

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nick3600 22

Tuesday 3 September 2013 19:43

truth hurts

ColbyGB 13

Tuesday 3 September 2013 22:58

Get better jokes

yellowaholic 25

Wednesday 4 September 2013 7:03

That's okay op people never laugh at my jokes either but they make me laugh so that's okay.

liaRawr 9

Thursday 5 September 2013 5:01

Sorry chandler

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:01

Wrecked!

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