Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am...

By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:55

THIS IS NOT AN FML. You're going to college, so you picked the wrong door, WHO THE HELL CARES?

IrDan 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:03

Please just get out of the closet, we all know ur in.. just pleasssssse get out of the closet!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:17

LOL I laughed harder at this than I should have

iloveadele123 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 16:51

Well OP, ur gonna have to come out of the closet sometime.

doglover100 28

Saturday 22 February 2014 3:52

Who moderates these?

crazoid11 4

Monday 25 August 2014 21:08

So ur gay but u haven't told anyone yet.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:10

Did you enter Narnia?

littleb96 7

Sunday 19 June 2016 7:30

idiot

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