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By Roxyblu - 18/08/2016 16:35 - United States - Morehead City

Today, I was supposed to meet the mayor at worK, I was out giving surfing lessons and forgot my bathing suite top but had a sports bra. I didnt know, but this meeting was very formal and I showed up soaking wet in baggy shorts and a sports bra. FML

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:23

Laugh it off and try to reschedule or proceed with the meeting. The mayor is human and probably understanding so don't worry too much.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:23

Laugh it off and try to reschedule or proceed with the meeting. The mayor is human and probably understanding so don't worry too much.

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